Holywood, CA - Production officials announced today that the newest Harry Potter book will become the next Harry Potter movie sequel. 'Harry Potter meets Abbott and Costello' will go into production this summer and will star the usual cast members, plus veteran actor Johnnie Depp in oner of the lead roles as comic Lou Costello.
The movie is set in Brooklyn, New York and is the typical Potter-fare but with a twist, this time it's about murder, love, and lots of sexual action.
'HARRY POTTER MEETS ABBOTT AND COSTELLO'
The mystery deepens when Harry arrives at the 3rd floor apartment of Lou Costello and finds landlord, Sidney Fields, dead on the floor with one of Harry's magic wands through his eye. Mike the Cop shows up to take a statement and notices Harry's eyes checking out the upstairs hottie, Hillary Brooke. All fingers point to Harry, but a hidden clue left by fruit seller, Mr. Botchagalupe, leads to the real culprit!
Depp had this to say about his newest character role, " It will be my first time wearing a 'fat suit', but I've gotten plenty of tips from Michael Moore about mannerisms. Also, I've been watching Eddie Murphy's performance in the 'Nutty Professor' as well."
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